Burger of the Week #61

I'm having a party for my Grandma's 80th Birthday on Saturday—do you think she'd enjoy spending some time jumping around in a Bouncy Hamburger? 

I actually find this quite frightening—What do you do when food retaliates and begins eating you? And why is there raw beef on that bun? That's not safe for anyone. I think we better keep Grandma down here on solid ground.