Put a Bow on It

I keep hearing print catalogs are a dying breed, but it's hard to believe that when you receive, in the mail, a 48 page catalog for.... bow ties?

Called Beau Ties LTD*, this Vermont based company wants to tie a bow on you for the holiday season. Holiday bowties, "smart" bowties**, outdoor bowties***, patriotic bowties, and, of course, suspenders to match.

So if you want to support your college in an incredibly formal way, or if you just want trout**** tied around your neck, visit beautiesltd.com and they'll dress you up.

*The beauty of this name is that when you squish it together for the url it's beautiesltd.com
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****why? no.