Apparently "words alone can't describe the new 2016 Chevrolet Cruze", so Chevy has issued a press release written entirely in emojis.
I imagine that when you're drowning in a world of non-descript, mundane press releases, having something like this come across your desk is like discovering sunshine and rainbows.
I personally haven't figured out how to read most texting acronyms, let alone use emojis on my phone. Luckily, Norm McDonald has stepped in to help us translate.
The emotionally expressive release is accompanied by the hashtag #chevygoesemoji, because, let's face it, Chevy is hip and cool. If I didn't already drive a Cruze, I might be curious to find out more!